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.@realDonaldTrump says the media are lying about crowd numbers at his inauguration pic.twitter.com/nNAZetojIl

— Sky News (@SkyNews) January 22, 2017

“Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.” OSCAR WILDE

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 22, 2017

Tonight I pray for Donald Trump-
that he might repent, follow Jesus, & live out the Sermon on the Mount.

I pray the same for myself.

— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) January 22, 2017

Eating in season – good for you, good for the planet. pic.twitter.com/cyoCM1w8Rh

— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 23, 2017

I feel most sorry for the person who has had to clear up all the toys on the floor round Piers Morgan's pram this week.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) January 24, 2017

Let us end today with 2 facts:

1. A bunch of bananas is called 'a hand'
2. A single banana is called a 'finger'

Enjoy your nightmares. pic.twitter.com/ULOHftjmw8

— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 25, 2017

Tweeting angrily when your side wasn't in charge of the world is understandable. Tweeting angrily when your side is in charge is bullying.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 25, 2017

If you're feeling just a little bit meh this morning, 'fobly-mobly' is a useful term from the 18th century for 'neither well nor unwell'.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) January 24, 2017

This is 'first-class' 😉

Southampton football fans have celebrated their team reaching the EFL Cup final in style

👉 https://t.co/VDFLYBLj07 pic.twitter.com/v5ElJmS1z3

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) January 27, 2017

If you sneezed at exactly the same time every day for your entire life, you'd probably never notice.

— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) January 27, 2017

PS Dear audience member in the background. We see your sneaky thumb trick. We do not encourage such behaviour. Goodnight! #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/qDKFIMtKrq

— BBC Question Time (@bbcquestiontime) January 27, 2017

Yesssss! It’s the Mary Berry fist pumphttps://t.co/k6rrLIVVky#NTAS pic.twitter.com/e7huOVzqED

— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 26, 2017

We definitely know that Luke has a second family now. Because they've dressed him for Christmas. I am dead. pic.twitter.com/Uis4SrU1xp

— Liammmm (@iamliameh) December 12, 2016